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This site is dedicated to the story of two Danger Girls on a never ending quest for new adventures!

"Live Life on the Edge (of Tripping Over Your Own Feet)."

Hello internet traveler, and welcome to the official headquarters of Danger Girls Adventures!

If you are looking for a couple of hardcore, elite survivalists who wrestle bears, scale vertical ice walls, and drink rainwater out of a boot... you have definitely clicked on the wrong link.

But if you love the great outdoors, hilarious road trips, minor medical emergencies, and the pursuit of the perfect campfire snack, you've found your people! We are two everyday Danger Girls on a continuous mission to explore nature, survive our own clumsiness, and document every single laugh along the way.

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📰 Danger News: Read the latest breaking headlines from our expeditions. (Spoiler alert: The wild turkeys are currently winning the war).
🩹 100 Injury Club: Check out the official scoreboard of all the scratches, bruises, and ego-crushing tumbles we've taken in the wild.
📸 Dangertopia: A digital museum of blurry trip photos, flying tents, and video evidence of our finest moments.
👕 Danger Duds: Grab some funny logo wear so you can look like a professional adventurer—even if you're just walking the dog.
📰 Guestbook: Come visit for adventure hilarity and sign our Guestbook with your travel mayhem stories.
🐈 Danger Kitty Gracie: This short story series is based on a noir-style investigative kitty, a tech-sabotaging squirrel syndicate, a Joe Pesci-esque trash panda, and a gritty Erie Canal mouser named Cosmo who are tasked with solving neighborhood crimes.

🚨 LATEST BULLETINS FROM THE FIELD

Keep up with the chaos in real-time!

Current Danger Advisory Level: AMBER 🟠 (High risk of slapstick injury. Lynn’s shoelaces are tied, but we are near a rocky trail).
Recent Tragedy: RIP to the Left Blue Flip-Flop. You survived the gravel, but you couldn't survive a trailing teammate.
Next Expedition: Planning a trek through the Finger Lakes Wine Trail. GPS has been banned from the vehicle for safety reasons.

A Note to Our Visitors: Grab a snack, look out for stationary rocks, and come along with us on this magical ride of discovery and adventure! Don't forget to sign our guestbook before you leave!