Contact

📬 CONTACT THE DANGER GIRLS

Have a question about our gear failures? Want to report a sighting of the rogue wild turkey cartel? Or maybe you just want to send Lynn a box of heavy-duty bubble wrap for her next hike?

Whatever it is, we want to hear from you! Drop us a line using the digital carrier pigeon system below.

⚙️ Choose Your Department:

To help us route your message through our high-tech basecamp filing cabinet (a kitchen counter), please select the most appropriate department:

[ ] Department of Sympathy: For sending condolences regarding our pride, dignity, or ruined footwear.
[ ] 100 Injury Club Validation Board: To submit your own embarrassing outdoor stories or vote on whether a sunburn shaped like a handprint counts as an official wound.
[ ] GPS Legal Defense: If you are a satellite defense lawyer wishing to apologize on behalf of our navigational system.
[ ] Danger Kitty Gracie Fan Mail: All messages in this category will be read aloud to Gracie while she actively ignores us.

⏱️ Expected Response Times:

If we are at Basecamp (Level Green): Within 24–48 hours, or whenever Gracie finishes napping on the keyboard.
If we are on an Expedition (Level Amber): Response will be delayed. We are likely untangling ourselves from a blackberry bramble or arguing with a smart phone.
If the snacks are gone (Level Red): Do not expect a reply. We are currently navigating by the stars and fighting for survival.

💌 Email us at: hello [at] dangergirlsadventures [dot] com